Master the art of half-assery!

What the hell is this? 
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Ah, Half-Assery, it is a timeless, spiritual aspect of the human experience. I could define it but... nah... too much effort.

This website was created to celebrate the art, science, and lifestyle of Half-Assery. Here, you will find everything from ideas and advice to anecdotes and merchandise. 

This site was created by a large number of McAlear siblings who grew up in the half-assed Mecca known as small town Montana. How many McAlear siblings are there? We stopped counting in the 80's, but there are a lot of them.

With that said, allow us McAlear kids to serve as your Half-Ass svengalis. The voyage to enriching your life with Half-Assery has officially begun.

Welcome to our website


Podcasts, interviews, and a video here and there are in the near future.

June 3, 2021

The Tonight Show (pending - We haven't heard back from them yet.)



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Some poet somewheres dunn said that if you look closely, you will find beauty and kindness everywhere... or some sort of bullshit like that. Well, here at the Half-Asser's Guide, we believe that if you look closely enough, you will find half-assery everywhere... and its beautiful and kind, too.

Each section in this website will have a few podcasts, maybe some videos, and also examples of half-assery that we bumped into recently. We are always looking for bigger and better examples and would certainly entertain a pic or two from our followers. So, contact us when you find a soul-warming nugget of half-assery.  

My kid with a fake mustache

A few McAlears all dolled up for the rodeo. 

Dad's car in our home town


What people are saying about us

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Had I known about these guys when I was younger, I would have built two electric car companies.

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